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| Friday, December 23, 2005 |
| Fun reindeer jokes. |
Reindeer JokesWhat do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?”Horn”-aments!
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?She’d go to a “re-tail”shop for a new one!
Why is Prancer always wet?Because he’s a “rain”-deer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?Because every buck is dear to him!
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?”Rude”-olph!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?This one will “sleigh” you!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?He looks at his calen-“deer”!
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?”Elk”-a-seltzer!
How do you get into Donner's house?You ring the “deer”-bell!
What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?Santelope!
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?No, he was “elf”-taught!
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?Because they look silly in snowsuits! |
posted by Cathryn Fox @ 4:27 AM  |
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Giggles.